Easter Haikus

As an atheist enjoying this long weekend, it’s only right that I should address the origin of the season.

While the pre-Christian pagan history of the Easter festival is interesting, every second atheist blogger seems to have done one already.

So I wrote some haikus instead.

Crucified. Blood, Pain.
Celebrated with chocolate.
How appropriate.

Crucified rabbit.
For the sake of a day off.
Wait. I have that wrong

Crucified Saviour.
Still just a day off, of course.
Thanks anyway God.

Happy Easter everyone!