Just one more week until the Large Hadron Collider is cranked up to full power and starts bashing particles together at close to the speed of light.
There've had a couple of successful runs bashing particles into blocks of concrete, but really. One does not applaud the tenor for clearing his throat.
So hang on to your hats, kids. The secrets of the Universe are about to be revealed. We might even find that legendary Higgs Boson.
But to keep you amused until then, here's a brief introductory video.